Sammer

The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.

He's just like Sammer!

by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011

Sammantha

A cute, sweet, smart girl who tries to impress all. A typical over-achiever. However, she can be a quite "the female dog", when she has to be. Mostly a good party girl who loves to get fucked up. And it may not seem like it but shes a sex crazed woman who tends to pick guys that are great in bed.

Guy1: I was at a party with Sammantha from biology class last night and she was hooking up and getting drunk!
Guy2: She sounds like a good time, and shes cute too.
Guy1: Yeah I'd fuck her.

by apallo9090 July 28, 2011

sammich

A delicious sandwhich of any sort, which Hillary Clinton should make for us all, made to order, when she loses the 2008 election.

Hey Hillary! Stop running for President and go make me a sammich!

by fighting08gobbler January 11, 2009

Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.

Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*

by wankmasta November 6, 2004

make me a sammich mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers December 14, 2008

Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.

1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

by superfreak69 September 22, 2004

Sammying

When you laugh so hard, that you snort like a piggy.

That joke was so funny, I was Sammying!

by Dylanusmagnus August 21, 2013