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Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.
He is sucha Sammer
Sammer by classified bahra 12 November 15, 2011
The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.
He's just like Sammer!
Sammer by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011
a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".
Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?
sammer by Beth K January 12, 2010
A type of female who is really hyper and sometimes somewhat annoying. A Sammer can automatically make any situation really awkward and she laughs at really inappropriate times. She drinks alot and loves to party, and when she's drunk she sometimes confesses her love for her bestfriends. People get tired of her really easily and usually like her alter-ego alot better.
Person: My cat just died.... I watched the whole thing happen....:(
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.
Sammer by IDUNTGOTSONE February 23, 2008
sammer loves zia
Sammer by sam5223 April 22, 2021

sammer marzouk 

Sucks at pingpong. Has NEVER won a game against Brandon.
sammer marzouk by Bisepic February 27, 2019
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