Literally the most unfunniest person on
earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get
brain and ear
cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the
world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how
fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of
2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.
Did
you know? The
world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the
fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.