Peenar

A penis. Can be pronounced as “peenar” or “peener” interchangeably, the spelling remains the same.

The peenar snipper guy removed my peenar, there goes my chance at losing my virginity.

by I’m Not Black. December 27, 2025

facebook-preening

carefully or carelessly, depending on your level of drunken-ness, weeding out bad pictures and embarrassing statuses on Facebook, like preening an already shit stained coat

Ehh, I got a few minutes... I think I'll do some facebook-preening.

by Timmy January 1, 2015

Organisational pregnancy

The expansion of a corporate workforce as parents return to work or increase part-time hours after taking maternity / paternity leave.

David wants to increase from 2 to 4 days a week when his youngest child starts kindergarten next year. That's going to lift our FTE's and contribute to organisational pregnancy.

by BellyKlava November 6, 2015

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Mouse pregnancy

The act of going onto a cbuck E cheese and becoming pregnant

Honey i Got a mouse pregnancy Today because i went to chuck e cheese .

by Comic shane May 31, 2018

Cheddar Pregnant

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!

“Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”

by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020

Incest Pregnancy sex

when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......

would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex

by letsmakeachange October 29, 2020