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muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.
That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.
by Big Biotch April 19, 2006
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muffin bush

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.
by TomBeer April 9, 2007
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muffincunt

Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.

2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.
1) God, Tammy had such a muffincunt! It was disgusting!

2) God muffincunt, you crack me up!
by Big Ben September 12, 2004
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Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.
Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.
by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006
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Blueberry Muffin Cake

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.
that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!
by daniel and madison January 19, 2009
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muffin chest

When a girl, and occasionally a guy, is wearing a top that makes their breasts pop out the top as a muffin pops out of the top of a pan.
Dang... that guy's got a muffin chest that is larger than your girlfriend's!
by babMuatangGT March 23, 2009
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MuffinMuggers

The #1 Reptile
Joe: I was playing online Mortal Kombat today and i lost 150-0 against a Reptile.
Brant: Must have been MuffinMuggers. Everyone knows he's #1.
by Pig Of The Hut December 8, 2012
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