Holy Dick Slap 

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

Holy Dick Slap by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020

Holy Sit 

When autocorrect fucks with you

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!

Holy Sit by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020

Holy BEANS 

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

Holy BEANS by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020

Holy Corpse 

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it

Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.

Holy Corpse by Bttlckr September 13, 2020

Holy Mushroom 

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.

Holy Mushroom is our god and saviour

Holy Mushroom by anonymous September 15, 2020

Holy Chow 

Kosher food

I only eat holy chow.

Holy Chow by shribr January 10, 2021

Holy Blunt 

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

Holy Blunt by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021