Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Chonk

A term used to describe a fluffy meaty being.

Name created by Sumayyah Ali.

Ahmed Raza Mughal is a big chonk.

by anonymous May 20, 2024

chonkchalance

adj.- chonkchalant

The effect of someone calming down or becoming more approachable after eating or fulfilling hunger; typically seen in women during their 'shark week' (from experience T-T)

Marianna was so rude to me in the morning; after she ate, she got hit with chonkchalance!

David is a really chonkchalant person. He only calms down after grabbing a bite!

by iHaveAnewObsession June 8, 2024

Chonkie

when someone wipes their butt, specifically with their pointer finger, and smears the poo on someone’s upper lip.

Bro Cousin Matt hit Cousin Sam with a MASSIVE chonkie last night!!!

by runner227 January 22, 2026

Chonker

A chunky being. Usually referring to animals with slightly thicker appearance

That chicken looks like a big chonker

by Akainu's soldier February 7, 2026

Chonky

Not about size or shape.
A word for someone soft-hearted and gentle, who carries heaviness without losing kindness — strength that stays tender even when life presses hard.

He was chonky in the truest sense — soft-spoken, deeply strong, and unafraid to feel.

by DaiSwap February 9, 2026

Chonkster

A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.

Common traits:

Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events

Thinks yelling = being funny

Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking

High-fives people aggressively for no reason

“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.

by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026