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Coonkaked 

When your friend or acquaintance is being nosey goes through your belongings and totally made a mess of it , like racoons does to your trash can..
The girl I brought home last night coonkaked my bedroom and car before she went home.
Coonkaked by N5.56H October 14, 2019
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cooncakes 

A term made popular in Painesville, ohio. It slang for pussy. At first people thought cause of the word coon in it, it was racial but theres nothing racial about it just word.
Boy#1. I see you went home with that girl from the club last night what happend?

Boy#2. What do you think happend, I got some cooncakes from her.
cooncakes by rupert s May 26, 2008

cooncakes  

A term made popular in Painesville, ohio. It slang for pussy. At first people thought cause of the word coon in it, it was racial but theres nothing racial about its just word.
Boy#1. I see you went home with that girl from the club last night what happend did you get the cooncakes

Boy#2. What do you think happend, I got some cooncakes from her.
cooncakes by rupert s May 27, 2008

Cookkake 

the instance of ingredients splashing onto your or someone else's face while cooking.
When I squeezed the packet of icing, it exploded and we both got cookkaked.
Cookkake by SchadenfreudePsyD May 29, 2018

Cooncake 

A black pancake
Ah what the fuck the coonie touched my pancake now dat shit is a "cooncake"
Cooncake by Arozconleche13 February 16, 2019

Coonkike 

The imaginary stalkers you may see or hear after consuming large quantities of cocaine or methamphetamine. They sometimes appear sitting in a car outside your house, standing behind a bush, or can be heard walking on the roof of your house.
John was convinced the cops were outside his house but turns out he just had a case of the coonkikes.
Coonkike by NinjaDogma February 2, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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