Coonkike

The imaginary stalkers you may see or hear after consuming large quantities of cocaine or methamphetamine. They sometimes appear sitting in a car outside your house, standing behind a bush, or can be heard walking on the roof of your house.

John was convinced the cops were outside his house but turns out he just had a case of the coonkikes.

by NinjaDogma February 2, 2022

Coonkaked

When your friend or acquaintance is being nosey goes through your belongings and totally made a mess of it , like racoons does to your trash can..

The girl I brought home last night coonkaked my bedroom and car before she went home.

by N5.56H October 14, 2019

Coonkie Pie

A pie made of coonkies

Hello do you want a coonkie pie?

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 August 9, 2021