Coonkike

The imaginary stalkers you may see or hear after consuming large quantities of cocaine or methamphetamine. They sometimes appear sitting in a car outside your house, standing behind a bush, or can be heard walking on the roof of your house.

John was convinced the cops were outside his house but turns out he just had a case of the coonkikes.

Coonkike by NinjaDogma February 2, 2022

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Coonkaked

When your friend or acquaintance is being nosey goes through your belongings and totally made a mess of it , like racoons does to your trash can..

The girl I brought home last night coonkaked my bedroom and car before she went home.

Coonkaked by N5.56H October 14, 2019

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Coonkike • Coonkaked • Coonkie Pie

Coonkie Pie

A pie made of coonkies

Hello do you want a coonkie pie?

Coonkie Pie by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 August 9, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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