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chonkchalance 

adj.- chonkchalant

The effect of someone calming down or becoming more approachable after eating or fulfilling hunger; typically seen in women during their 'shark week' (from experience T-T)
Marianna was so rude to me in the morning; after she ate, she got hit with chonkchalance!

David is a really chonkchalant person. He only calms down after grabbing a bite!