jenny from the block

A term referring to someone who fronts like he/she is down with the hood but has in reality led a privileged upper- or upper-middle class existence for most of his/her life. Comes from the ridiculous song of the same name by J-Lo, who is a known prima donna and knows next to nothing about life in the ghetto.

Dave (after making shot and getting fouled): "And one."
Kevin: "What?!? Like hell I fouled you on that!"
Dave: "Who cares, man? I schooled your ass anyway. Count it."
Kevin: "Whoa. You better check yo self, dogg. You can't be calling that shit in street ball games. Somebody would bust a cap in your ass. You're lucky I didn't pack heat today."
Dave: "Ha, like you know anything about street ball."
Kevin: "I've been around, man. I used to play in a game where like half of the people were black."
Dave: "Wow. Did you really just say that?"
Bill: "Yeah, I bet you got into some really rough games growing up in that $5 million mansion in Atherton."
Kevin: "Whatever. I also played ball with our landscapers all the time as a kid and they were straight from the barrio, muchachos."
Dave: "Dude..."
Bill: "Give it a rest, Kevin. Nobody buys your bullshit. We all know you're a total jenny from the block."

by Nicholas D January 18, 2012

eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

K-9 cock block

an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.

dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!

by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008

blackasaurus

1) a black person
2) an insult to any non-black person
3) Mr. Popo, ala Dragonball Z series
4) Any person who likes to steal, refer to 1)

"Man, you're such a blackasaurus." (After watching someone shop-lift)

or "Man, you're such a blackasaurus."
(After watching a black person leave a bank)

by da blackasaurus January 18, 2004

bleed the block

a term of dirty south origin, bleeding the block is when you have sold all the drugs, gotten all the money, and done all there is to do for the night.

"Yo, I bled that block last night"

by Chris February 21, 2003

box blocker

A male or female who interferes with a female's attempts to get some sexual action. Similar to a cock blocker, except it's a vagina that's being blocked from action, hence the term "box."

"I would totally have picked up that guy if you douche bags hadn't been box blocking me all night."

"I like going out with the guys to watch the game, but I never get laid those nights since they're such box blockers."

by HNIC August 4, 2007

spin da block

a friendly action done by really nice and ethical gangs, the act of going on a block and shooting it up with nerf guns

yo you wanna go spin da block on these niggas

by nerfgunwarrior February 20, 2022