phonks 

1. Phonks is a rare surname.
2. An example of misspelling of Tonks from Harry Potter.
3. Mr. Phonks can be used as a nickname for some certain special people.

1. Mr. Phonks went to the zoo.
2. J.K. Rowling accidentally wrote phonks instead of Tonks in Harry Potter
3. Mr. Phonks is super silly.

phonks by mo, moistly, pimpley, oily July 25, 2009

Skank-Plank 

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.

Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.

Skank-Plank by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008

Roller Planking 

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.

Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.

Roller Planking by SparklyCupCakeBear July 31, 2011

Plankton 

Money, green, dollars, that guap, wealth etc. etc. etc.

that shit you get to get that shit you gotta get

Yo son whats your deal...

you gotta get that plankton like them husky ass whale sharks... just open dat shit up and gobble gobble gobble GET THAT PLANKTON BITCH!

Plankton by NOT SURE May 29, 2007

Plink plink fizz 

Reference to popular date rape drug Rohypnal

Person one: why is she talking to him, she's far too good for him
Person two: I know the only way he's going to pull her is with some plink plink fizz

Keep an eye on your drink, you don't want any plink plink fizz

Plink plink fizz by Plinkfizz September 3, 2009

wood plank wench 

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

wood plank wench by Josh Robalin November 27, 2007

plink 

To mess up or flub, specifically during a musical performance. Refers to the sounds made for missed notes in the game "Guitar Hero."

"Johnny totally plinked the chorus of 'Sweet Child o' Mine!"
"Dude, he totally botched that trick...PLINK!!!!"

plink by -dB December 29, 2007