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Dutch Mullet

Like a normal mullet, but in a sexual sense:

"Business up front, party in the back"
You'd think she was so innocent with those curly locks, but it turns out she's really into Dutch Mullets!
by sl3m4y March 29, 2010
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Malltaku

An apocryphal term used by old school anime fans (aka "otaku") to describe a type of fan that came into the genre after the medium went mainstream.

Malltaku usually range in age from early teens to mid twenties, are known for grasping Japanese visual culture as an object of status (ie: "because it's cool"), have elitist tendencies that gravitate toward a well-known series (usually shown on Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" or any other mass-market broadcast network), and take Japanese language classes with the sole intent of "wanting to read the manga and understand the anime directly from Japan."

Other traits of the Malltaku include unhealthy obsessions with snack foods, television shows, video games, art styles, symbolism, and fashion with more regard to trend, status, and even the fact that "it's from Japan, so it's kewl"; while paying less regard to the culture of the country itself and its' people.

See also: Mall Goth.
That girl in the Gothic Lolita dress with the Inuyasha backpack trying to draw Vash the Stampede...she's nothing but a god damned Malltaku.
by Thaddeus Kobayashi October 19, 2004
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maleted

to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet
julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter
by scott ferrera April 1, 2007
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mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense
1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"
by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008
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Mullet Protector

A woolen knit cap with a baseball cap style bill. Worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while keeping the wearer's head warm.
My new mullet protector kept my head warm and my mullet dry while I went searching for roadkill during the blizzard last week.
by Oxford WT December 20, 2008
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maliet

A crazy, fun loving person with crazy people always with her. Has an extremely dark side and has a very happy, preppy friend that always is nuts. Loves carrying large mallets so that she can crush everyone that she hates and always has crushes on boys with long hair.
She is such a Maliet.
by Batman Is A Crazy Lunatic December 18, 2015
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Mallery

Mallery is the person that’s always giggling and always brings the fun. She is somewhat sensitive but accepting of jokes
Alex: Yeah, Mallery
Malerey: uhh rude
by Gunslinga252524 November 28, 2018
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