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Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

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Like a normal mullet, but in a sexual sense:

"Business up front, party in the back"

You'd think she was so innocent with those curly locks, but it turns out she's really into Dutch Mullets!

Dutch Mullet by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

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