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1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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