Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

by Professor Computer November 12, 2018

seeding

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "long-term investment"

special thanks to the source: Hollywood Halk

Yo homes! That chick is way too young for you. Try seeding her now, then slam her when whe turns 18 in a few years.

by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010

seed

a stupid fool

neh! man ur such a fucking seed! go to hell!

by Alias Jay September 8, 2003

smeedle

a cute teenage girl of mixed-origins who wins the hearts of everyone she comes in contact with

smeedle is the greatest and really deserves tickets to Canadian Idol

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

skeedle-urp

a noise you make when stealing or snatching an item from a friend.

i stole matts last bite of pad thai. SKEEDLE-URP!

by reggiehugs May 3, 2005

Seed Sharing

{ceed cher-ing} verb, 1. sexual intercourse

Wow, look at her tits...I'd like to get down to some serious seed sharing with her!

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

seedy

Australian-Indians often look very seedy as they are Indian but have an Australian accent, and are far too jolly and sexual for their own good.

Me: Dushyant, wanna come to a party?
Dushyant: Only if it's a pants party.
Me: Dude, you are so seedy.

by Gibbocool January 6, 2009