situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

by ben d October 23, 2005

Retard

anyone who plays runescape.

runescape is for retards.

by ruinescape 10 12 2007 June 27, 2008

Retardadin

A Retriubution Paladin on World of Warcraft, something that even a retard can do, just by facerolling the keyboard. like this

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That is why they are called Retardadins.

Anyone who says
"Hey look at me I am a pro with my Divinestorm"
or
"I am not Imba I am Pro!"
or
"I love Blizzard!"
or even
"I pwn the noobs who can't play arena. All thanks to my divinestorm"
Are all Retardadins. Watchout for them. They want to faceroll YOU!

by Mr_Drix June 24, 2009

retard richard

Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.

Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster

by Lub2727 November 30, 2013

Retard

A person who wastes his\her life on urban dictionary, just like you!

Your a dumb retard

by Josh 5464 January 20, 2017

retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping

- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it

by shoppah September 24, 2011

Stereotype retard

A Stereotype retard is one who sucks at Stereotyping one's race or religion.

Jason is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that Indians are all Muslims and they are all terrorists.
Kip is a Stereotype retard since he thinks that all black people eat chicken, jump high, and are always chased by police officers.

by Convert2Satanism October 31, 2007