Chelmsford Potato 

The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!

John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato

Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!

Chelmsford Potato by DJSwiss January 28, 2010

Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

Caution Potato by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

Triangle Potato 

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.

"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."

Triangle Potato by Galloway February 26, 2008

Runner's Potato 

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.

At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.

Runner's Potato by Pfu May 20, 2010

potatoes farmed 

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

potatoes farmed by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Potatoes 

A very cool plant it's used for fries and other stuff

Fact:You can't eat potatoes with a spoon or a neckmask on

I like potatoes lol

Potatoes by Jjsjjsusjjdndudhrhidjdhdu April 30, 2020

Best Potatoes in Idaho 

Another name for Best Friends. Best Potatoes in Idaho references the abundance of potatoes in the lovely state of Idaho, and is usually used to reference two buddies. The friends that are described by this term are usually extremely sexy.

The mermaid and the badger were Best Potatoes in Idaho.

My Best Potato in Idaho and I don't live in Idaho, but we're still legal potatoes.

Best Potatoes in Idaho by SpaceBadger! July 3, 2011