n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.
Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.
Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".
Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".
by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008
One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.
by E. Nigma May 23, 2007
You're wearing your party pants
by OGstatus April 07, 2009
when guys on xbox live hear a girl talking over a mic say: "OMG are you a girl! Can I please add you to my friends list" and then become horny and pop a boner; thus becoming "tight in the pants"
by Andrew David Hernandez June 30, 2008
1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
by Footnotes editor March 07, 2006
by tayzor October 28, 2003
Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!
Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.
Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.
by jpopie March 17, 2011