mrs. ford

When someone won't give you a ride home, and you a forced to walk home in the rain.

Nick: Can I have a ride home?
Katy: No, I have to pick up my sister in half-an-hour, and can't stop to drop you off on your house that is on the way. You can walk home.
Nick: But it's raining and takes an hour to walk! Don't pull a Mrs. Ford!

by Nicholaa August 28, 2008

Ford

Fords are rusty, slow ass fucking piece of shit.
If you ever think of buying something so fucking gay. Den you have got to be stupid. If you live in the country or just like Ford trucks you have got to be a gay piece a shit. 😂😂👌

Buy a Ford today, and it will come with a free dog so you have someone to walk home with.

Why does Ford have a circle around there logo?
Because they circle all there mistakes 😂👏👌

by cyn27 July 3, 2015

lord ford

An instructor that spends time on looking at the dancin girls and is a sex machine

that was fordam or fordam is a pimp
LORD FORD IS A SEX MACHINE

by arse spectum July 17, 2006

sussy fard

Basically it's a SUS SHIT😳😳😳😳😨😳😤😤💩💩💩💀

When the sussy fard: 😳

by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021

Ford

The best way to cross the river.

Jeff lost 14 Oxen and 34 sets of clothing trying to ford the river...and he got Typhoid.

by David Cline June 12, 2008

Ford

The best car company in the world. Outsells others and produces elite vehicles. Get a Ford or STFU.

You know fords are better then your Geos.

by ImportsSuck February 2, 2003

Ford

All-American Automobile company which headlined the first shoulder-strap seatbelt after people became sick of being sliced in half in an accident. Became to invent alternating cylinders which keep car from seizing and creating extreme damages. Brought you the world most sold car and first affordable streamlined car, the Taurus. Building world compatible autos with Japanese car manufacturers such as Honda and Nissan. Ford continues to deny Toyota's business after the conflict with the Camry in 2004 where Toyota used ford's copyrighted Alternating Cylinder System which Toyota lost in a lawsuit in 2005 where now all Toyota's are lacking in this Viable invention. Also the ford escape hybrid trumps Toyota's attempt to follow the first SUV hybrid with a dismal 25/31 EPA mileage while ford's escape hybrid goes at an easy 32/40 mileage. No longer can Toyota hold the most fuel-efficient truck award due to their 5.7 liter gas guzzler Tundra.

Ford Motor Company or FoMoCo

Driving American innovation

Toyotasecrets.com

250,000 miles or more average on ford models (Edmunds)

Taurus car of the year 1989

"Doesn't need to replace as many parts as toyota in a scheduled service" MSN AUTOS

"Rusts 4 to 5 years later than anyother automaker in the world" Consumer Reports

by Mitchell J. April 19, 2007