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pack fudge or pack your bags 

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
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In dialect from Genoa (Italy) it means bitch, whore. Same meaning of troia
Mitch: Hi Jack, what about your girlfriend Anna?
Jack: Don't make me remind her, in the end she was just a bagascia.
bagascia by gabriele September 17, 2004
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bitch bagging

When a women places a bag(s) next to them on a subway, bench, ect. So no one can sit next to them.
Do you see that lady in the subway? She was bitch bagging.
bitch bagging by TheMightyHelios January 17, 2017

t-bagging 

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.
You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!
t-bagging by Mike July 3, 2003

bagholder 

Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
bagholder by stockman09 March 21, 2010

bagyanker 

1. A term used in reference to a male who constantly repositions his testicle(s) via his scrotum. 2. A masturbator. See jackoff.
1. He's such a bagyanker that when I first met him I was under the impression that he suffered from a medical condition where his hand was cojoined to his balls. 2. He'd fuck up a wet dream, the bagyanker.
bagyanker by Lucille Ball August 25, 2003

bagfogging 

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.
I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.
bagfogging by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004