five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015

Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016

5 finger strookman

Where the middle finger and the ring finger penetrates the vagina and the thumb caresses the clit and the remaining two support for maximum pleasure

Hi Karen, I am gonna 5 finger strookman you so hard until you bleed!

by Jimbo mc fag May 28, 2016

Elliot Spitzer stroll

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb

son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

roadside untwisting-stroll

Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.

I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019