Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

Hoerific

Resembling a ho:
a. trampy, loose, or easy
or
b. bitchy, evil, or conniving

And any combination of the above.

Many females and gay males are hoerific and will attempt to steal your man and/or clothes.

by Kat May 28, 2004

hoermanize

noun: Derived from a mideval slang expression, originally it was utilized to describe the actions of the village idiot. More current proper usage of the term is utilized for a mentally disturbed person who is obsessed with trying to suck his own dick, while, at the same time, sticking his finger up his ass. A person with this disease usually is found in an institution. Moreover, a person with this condition typically tends to have a bad back due to his ill advised attempts to perform this sick act.

"Watch out, get your children back!" The detective exclaimed. "Oh, I am going to yac, that guy is trying to hoermanize himself in the middle of the mall food court!"

by Mr. Pig January 12, 2009

Homer

Something that happens accidentaly

I always forget my credit card but I have it today, I guess I made a Homer

by ems family January 17, 2009

haverything

The merging of having everything.

Honey, we are running late. Are you shure we haverything?

by Heimir Han January 23, 2009

Hoertz

When a girl shoves one or more of her fingers up a mans rectum while engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I bet mary gave ol' bill the hoertz last night, thats why he's walking funny."

(Man to his friends after exiting bedroom)
"Dude, I jsut got Hoertzed in there."

by Treadge February 11, 2009

Hogerlla

A term in P2P systems for a keyword in hog porn.

Hogerlla is so fucking nasty! I threw up in my mom's vag when i saw a Hogerlla gang bang last night.

by Jew Mam June 26, 2009