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When a girl shoves one or more of her fingers up a mans rectum while engaging in sexual intercourse.
"I bet mary gave ol' bill the hoertz last night, thats why he's walking funny."

(Man to his friends after exiting bedroom)
"Dude, I jsut got Hoertzed in there."
Hoertz by Treadge February 11, 2009
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Don Hertzfeldt 

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing animator. His films usually contain cynical, random, off beat jokes. He is well known for his animation, "Rejected". He also teamed up with Mike Judge and created "The Animation Show". Along with those two, he's created a few others such as "Lilly and Jim", "Genre", and "Billys Balloon". Don is one awesome animator.
"Don Hertzfeldt is the funniest man ever!"

"I love Don Hertzfeldt's animations. he makes me laugh!"
Don Hertzfeldt by sarah jean November 15, 2005
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Hertzfeld 

A HUGE ass family that dwells in the depths of Ohio and Wisconsin. They breed like rats and OWN AWHS. They have a distinctive look and are know for being the sexiest people on earth. Everybody loves a good farm boy. Don't fuck with them!
I love a good farmer, just like a Hertzfeld
Hertzfeld by THE Hertzfeld January 15, 2011

Dick Hertz 

I swear, I don't know this guy!
If anyone knows, can someone tell me who's Dick Hertz???
Dick Hertz by I. M. Pseudonym May 28, 2004
Horrible; bad; faux-pas; something of an ugly nature; an undesirable action; something which is uncalled for
1. That's a hortz t-shirt
2. Invite some people over to the apartment as long as they're not hortz
3. Wearing white socks with a dark suit is just plain hortz
Hortz by Sean Rosenberg May 27, 2006
A person who engages in horrible-like / ugly behaviour on a not so frequent or frequent basis.
1-Going to the club wearing running shoes, merits the title of hortzo.

2- The Hortzo went out drinking for the third time this week on a week night.

3-Look at that Hortzo, sitting on the apartment dining table in only his boxers
Hortzo by Harry Ronaldo July 26, 2009

hoerezoon 

vuile hoerezoon! dutch for: stupid son of a bitch
hoerezoon by thijs October 14, 2003
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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