hoermanize 

noun: Derived from a mideval slang expression, originally it was utilized to describe the actions of the village idiot. More current proper usage of the term is utilized for a mentally disturbed person who is obsessed with trying to suck his own dick, while, at the same time, sticking his finger up his ass. A person with this disease usually is found in an institution. Moreover, a person with this condition typically tends to have a bad back due to his ill advised attempts to perform this sick act.

"Watch out, get your children back!" The detective exclaimed. "Oh, I am going to yac, that guy is trying to hoermanize himself in the middle of the mall food court!"

hoermanize by Mr. Pig January 12, 2009

Peewee-Hermanize 

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

Peewee-Hermanize by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 17, 2009

herymanize

to prematurely release projectile diarrhea before sitting down on a public toilet thus shutting down the stall for the day.

Dude, I barely made to the bathroom but when I did I totally herymanized that stall.

herymanize by snakedog907 July 11, 2009

hormonize 

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.

Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"

hormonize by Trystane August 29, 2010

hoarganized 

This chaotic pile of stuff hoarders refer to as being "organized."

The hoarder may know exactly where an obscure item, of multiple groupings of said item is located.

May refer to bins, boxes or piles. May also refer to the chronically of newspapers that are in excess of 20 years.

There's stuff everywhere in here. I know exactly where the brown shirt I wore for graduation is, it's beneath the pile of baseball cards, trophies, my collection of decorative spoons, the pile of laundry from 3 years ago, the recyclable containers and the new kitten bed, you know the pile on your great grandmother's dresser from 1933.

That's hoarganized for sure!

hoarganized by saucymama233 October 5, 2015

Hormanie 

She is the most pretty girl in the world the always happy even when she sad hormanie is always rich and have lots of money

Hormanie is les btw to

Hormanie by Starrr_brezzy June 25, 2022