chrisssy226's definitions

Lose one's shit

To lose control of one's behaviour, to the point of verbal and/or physical aggression.

We've had to deal with quarantine protocols for a week and all residents have had to remain in their suites with no visitors. Some of the residents that have more advanced Dementia are losing their shit. They're becoming physically aggressive. But to lose one's shit comes more easily with quarantine than one would otherwise think

by chrisssy226 October 25, 2020

nakeyfaced

What happens when you get home during the COVID 19 pandemic and you doff (take off) your mask.

I stepped inside my apartment door and removed my mask. Damn, did it ever feel good to go nakeyfaced

by chrisssy226 March 7, 2021

trouble nuggets

Slang for reproductive organs (male scrotum and female ovaries), especially when referring to animal reproductive parts.

Pet parent #1: "I just made an appointment to get Bruiser neutered"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"

by chrisssy226 June 26, 2023

diady

Slang for diaper

People are standing up to Donald Trump and it's no doubt causing the Orange Moron to throw a tantrum. Someone check his diady to make sure he hasn't soiled himself.

by chrisssy226 June 4, 2020

Gimme knuckles

Another way to say fist bump

Imagine 2 people playing Darts for the same team of 4 players. One team mate scores 180 points with 3 Darts (taking the game, because their team needed to score 180 points to win the game)

Player 1: Holy Crap, 180!!
Teammate: Dude, gimme knuckles!!!
The winning team's 4 members all bump fists.

by chrisssy226 July 10, 2018

snarfable

Something that tastes sofa king good that you're not afraid to inhale it in one sitting.

Did you taste that VH sweet and sour sauce? Try making sweet and sour chicken with it. It tastes so snarfable that I can't help inhaling it in one sitting.

by chrisssy226 July 12, 2023

snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020