chrisssy226's definitions

Barf-making

When something smells, looks, tastes, feels or sounds so incredibly disgusting that it causes you to want to throw up.

"Hey, Christine. Want to try some Tabasco Ice Cream? it's delicious."
"No thanks. The concoction sounds barf-making"

by chrisssy226 October 5, 2025

Ping and Pong

Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes

Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"

by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

in the can

Completed project or assignment

Sociology Junior Research Methods Student: "There. Assignment 3 complete and in the can. Now, I can sit back and chill while I wait for the results"

by chrisssy226 April 4, 2024

Call the moose

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023

snarfable

Something that tastes sofa king good that you're not afraid to inhale it in one sitting.

Did you taste that VH sweet and sour sauce? Try making sweet and sour chicken with it. It tastes so snarfable that I can't help inhaling it in one sitting.

by chrisssy226 July 12, 2023

trouble nuggets

Slang for reproductive organs (male scrotum and female ovaries), especially when referring to animal reproductive parts.

Pet parent #1: "I just made an appointment to get Bruiser neutered"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"

by chrisssy226 June 26, 2023