by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.
by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023
Slang for reproductive organs (male scrotum and female ovaries), especially when referring to animal reproductive parts.
Pet parent #1: "I just made an appointment to get Bruiser neutered"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"
by chrisssy226 June 26, 2023
Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
by chrisssy226 April 27, 2024
Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Imagine 2 people playing Darts for the same team of 4 players. One team mate scores 180 points with 3 Darts (taking the game, because their team needed to score 180 points to win the game)
Player 1: Holy Crap, 180!!
Teammate: Dude, gimme knuckles!!!
The winning team's 4 members all bump fists.
Player 1: Holy Crap, 180!!
Teammate: Dude, gimme knuckles!!!
The winning team's 4 members all bump fists.
by chrisssy226 July 10, 2018
Sociology Junior Research Methods Student: "There. Assignment 3 complete and in the can. Now, I can sit back and chill while I wait for the results"
by chrisssy226 April 04, 2024