chrisssy226's definitions

Gimme knuckles

Another way to say fist bump

Imagine 2 people playing Darts for the same team of 4 players. One team mate scores 180 points with 3 Darts (taking the game, because their team needed to score 180 points to win the game)

Player 1: Holy Crap, 180!!
Teammate: Dude, gimme knuckles!!!
The winning team's 4 members all bump fists.

by chrisssy226 July 10, 2018

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017

diady

Slang for diaper

People are standing up to Donald Trump and it's no doubt causing the Orange Moron to throw a tantrum. Someone check his diady to make sure he hasn't soiled himself.

by chrisssy226 June 4, 2020

snarfable

Something that tastes sofa king good that you're not afraid to inhale it in one sitting.

Did you taste that VH sweet and sour sauce? Try making sweet and sour chicken with it. It tastes so snarfable that I can't help inhaling it in one sitting.

by chrisssy226 July 12, 2023

Call the moose

Slang for farting, passing gas

Person #1 farts. "Excuse me. I just had to call the moose"

by chrisssy226 July 19, 2023

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020