snarfable

Something that tastes sofa king good that you're not afraid to inhale it in one sitting.

Did you taste that VH sweet and sour sauce? Try making sweet and sour chicken with it. It tastes so snarfable that I can't help inhaling it in one sitting.

by chrisssy226 July 12, 2023

Gimme knuckles

Another way to say fist bump

Imagine 2 people playing Darts for the same team of 4 players. One team mate scores 180 points with 3 Darts (taking the game, because their team needed to score 180 points to win the game)

Player 1: Holy Crap, 180!!
Teammate: Dude, gimme knuckles!!!
The winning team's 4 members all bump fists.

by chrisssy226 July 10, 2018

Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023

diady

Slang for diaper

People are standing up to Donald Trump and it's no doubt causing the Orange Moron to throw a tantrum. Someone check his diady to make sure he hasn't soiled himself.

by chrisssy226 June 04, 2020

Lose one's shit

To lose control of one's behaviour, to the point of verbal and/or physical aggression.

We've had to deal with quarantine protocols for a week and all residents have had to remain in their suites with no visitors. Some of the residents that have more advanced Dementia are losing their shit. They're becoming physically aggressive. But to lose one's shit comes more easily with quarantine than one would otherwise think

by chrisssy226 October 25, 2020

nakeyfaced

What happens when you get home during the COVID 19 pandemic and you doff (take off) your mask.

I stepped inside my apartment door and removed my mask. Damn, did it ever feel good to go nakeyfaced

by chrisssy226 March 07, 2021

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019