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keyword-ese 

The term refers to people who search stuff only in keywords, and not in full sentences.

An example of how a person using keyword-ese would look something like this: Mole butt cancer
Whilst a person who googles in full sentences would do it like this: can the mole on my butt be a sign of cancer?
Guy: Why’s your search history so weird?
Girl: Oh I search in keyword-ese.
Guy: No, not that. I was referring to the midget porn.
keyword-ese by Åh nå October 27, 2019

Keyword Whore

A person who adds unrelated tags to his or her work on the Internet. Often considered a variant of attention whore, due to the attempts at inviting a larger public to look at that person´s work or profile.
Jen is a keyword whore because she uses Dingodile as a search tag, but he does not appear in her pictures.
Keyword Whore by Lalapalalapaza September 23, 2008

Keyword spam

The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.

Does not work against people who actually know what the fuck you are talking about.
Matt: Can you explain this Java thing to me?
Bullshit Bob: Well the class function method abstraction is inherited by the extension of subclass private main method encapsulation.
Matt: Sounds like keyword spam to me.

keyword stuffing 

Where you stuff a bunch of keywords for a niche or website to gain better exposure on Search Engine Results.
Usually used in many SEO practices
Idiot #1: My website is about Steam Market Bots!
STILL Idiot #1: So, on the images, I'm keyword stuffing them with information about Steam Market Bots!

Idiot #2: (steammarketbot.com)

keyword buckets

Same as KFC Chicken Buckets, but on a website
Key that's a nice box of keyword buckets
keyword buckets by Thebucketboy January 7, 2020

keyword surfing 

Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.
These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.

I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.
keyword surfing by Docu June 29, 2020