Hoverer

1.n. A person (most always male) that creeps on unsuspecting victims, by closely following girls around in random parties and either not saying anything and breathing down their neck or do say something and it's really creepy.
***NOTE:A hoverer might also be defined if friends of the unsuspecting victims do feel the need to constantly check up on her, due to the creepiness that is the alleged 'hoverer'

Girl's Friend: OMG! No WAY! Is that Sam Karch creeping on Alex?!
Girl's Friend 2: Yea it IS!! He's such a hoverer!
Entire group of people at party: HOVERER!!!!
Sam: D'oh!!! Foiled again.

by Genie in a Bottle baby February 28, 2009

Hoverer

A woman who hovers over the toilet seat to pee in an attempt to avoid acquiring germs from the toilet seat, but in actuality, creates germs by getting piss all over the seat.

I am a woman and I have to go pee, let me use this public toilet. Oh god damnit, some hoverer got piss all over the seat.

by MikeAxelrodNoPseudonyms May 17, 2016

Hoverer

A beta cockblocker who lingers around the girl you're interested in, in order to mess up your game.

Usually a guy full of envy, without the balls to make a move.

"Dude, I need a wingman favor. I've got a hoverer interfering with my game."

by The Real Gentleman June 1, 2016

Pin Hoverer

Someone who stands too close to someone when they type in their pin number.

I was trying to pay for my books but I had a pin hoverer behind me.

by AsianAsh August 5, 2010

My hovercraft is full of eels

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

Homererotic

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

by poetcetera November 12, 2010

hovercraft

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014