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Hoverage 

The incredibly rude act of walking up to a person while they ar engaging in something private, like a phone call, and just standing there waiting for them to turn and address you, even though they are obviously projecting the feeling of, "could you please step the fuck away, so I can finish my obviously private phone call!"
I was talking to a valued friend about the difficulties in dealing with life's problems, while at the same time trying to effeciently do one's job, and this snot-nosed Intern just walked up behind me, and was commiting the act of hoverage
Hoverage by YouWishYouKnew July 19, 2006
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Hoverage 

A rating that is in between hot and average.
Carla wasnt looking bad last night. I wouldnt say she is average or hot. She's hoverage
Hoverage by Nanizzle March 1, 2009
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hoverage 

the amount of upper part of ass that hangs over the botom on a girl
dude look how much hoverage that girl has
hoverage by shoemine December 28, 2005

Hoverate 

What a female does above a commode that she does not wish to sit on while taking care of her business.
The bathroom at the gas station was so bad she had to hoverate over the toilet.
Hoverate by mgbplt July 7, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026