Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.

"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "

by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015

Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

Turkey hole

It is a move in football when the quarterback jams his ball in between two difference of players with the help of another man holding his wall

Did you see Tom Brady turkey hole the Broncos last night

by medicneballer April 20, 2018

Turkey drippings

When semen drips out of a woman’s vagina post intercourse

Billy really enjoyed smelling those turkey drippings on her panties.

by BigMacNova June 21, 2018

turkey

(verb)
To make irritating sounds incessantly and then attack if someone starts ignoring you

Did you see how that kid just got turkeyed?!
There was a lot of turkeying going on at the bar today.

by CalmBeserker October 24, 2018