is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus.
by Tom.za November 14, 2011
Get the c-section mug.bastardization of securist(former member of the secret police in Romania), the term usually points to a guy in his twenties whose parents(most commonly, the father), once members of the secret police(i.e. Securitate in Romania before 1989), repositioned themselves after the regime fall in top executive positions in the newly market-economy. Consequently, Secu, having examples in his parents, doesn’t give a shit on things like law, common sense, other people needs and, generally, anything that points to humanity. He uses his money(which he never works for, but are given to him by mom&dad) to buy crack, weed, pop(skandic) or anything that would make him high as fuck. The complete experience for such a guy is getting stoned, giggling and chasing a lepra in the forest at 3 am. Although he places particular importance on the cultivation of leisurely hobbies, Secu is not at all what would you call a dandy as he has no principles, values or ideals.
Dutzy: Yo, sup Secu?
Jebele: Nothin’ dude, just really tired.
Dutzy: Why?
Jebele: You know, got poped last night with the boys and ran after those fucking lepras.
Dutzy: Shit, Secu, I told you to calm down.
Jebele: Nothin’ dude, just really tired.
Dutzy: Why?
Jebele: You know, got poped last night with the boys and ran after those fucking lepras.
Dutzy: Shit, Secu, I told you to calm down.
by stv'ul November 12, 2008
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A woman who acts classy, and well behaved in public, but behind closed doors transforms into a sexually permissible woman.
by Mad Murry April 23, 2010
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Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.
Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.
by Hindenburg June 19, 2013
Get the Second-hand embarrassed mug.Like Secret Santa in that one person delivers something to another, and the recipient was unaware that it was heading their way. Except that the delivery is not a Christmas gift, it's an epic bollocking.
1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.
2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.
1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.
2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.
"One of them is going to go all Secret Sergeant about me running off to vegas and getting married....I need to know which one it is"
"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"
"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"
by MagickDio February 17, 2010
Get the Secret Sergeant mug.After his stint as a Senator expired, Fred went to work in the private sector, away from the prying eyes of watchdog groups.
by rarrk April 20, 2009
Get the private sector mug.Bill Crothers Secondary School, also known as one of the worst school in York Region. Known for their white supremacy and highly white population is made up of jocks who can get their dicked sucked by any girl in the school, because they tell em they gunna become a major hockey player but know for a fact they'll be working a 9-5 for the rest of they life. Principle is always watching the cams so don't get caught not in uniform! Also known for their weed-based economy where weed can be used as currency.
Ps. Don't use stairwell E during periods.
Ps. Don't use stairwell E during periods.
Person 1: Yo you go to Bill Crothers Secondary School?
Person 2: Yea bro
Person 1: So u finna be a famous hockey player?
Person 2: Nah I only say that to get me some sloppy
Person 1: Facts
Person 2: Yea bro
Person 1: So u finna be a famous hockey player?
Person 2: Nah I only say that to get me some sloppy
Person 1: Facts
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