is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus.
she: I got twins.
He:Oh, so you'll get c-section.
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I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.
Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?
by ElBorracho February 24, 2005
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Usually used in teenage circles as a means of teasing, it defines a person who is beyond a virgin; a kid so sad that he has never had a vagina, never seen a vagina, and never even came out of a vagina.
See that loser kid riding the short bus? He is such a c section.
by kidstoday December 21, 2010
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Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
by shlubster February 19, 2014
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When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012
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1. A webcomic with gag comics and cartoons covering important topics like how women choose their underwear, how smartphone users see each other and the various people you'd meet in urinals. It's a comic known for drawing men hairy and women with huge boobs. Also spelled csectioncomics, csection comics or just csection.

2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"

2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
by maili December 15, 2013
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n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!
by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012
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