bastardization of securist(former member of the secret police in Romania), the term usually points to a guy in his twenties whose parents(most commonly, the father), once members of the secret police(i.e. Securitate in Romania before 1989), repositioned themselves after the regime fall in top executive positions in the newly market-economy. Consequently, Secu, having examples in his parents, doesn’t give a shit on things like law, common sense, other people needs and, generally, anything that points to humanity. He uses his money(which he never works for, but are given to him by mom&dad) to buy crack, weed, pop(skandic) or anything that would make him high as fuck. The complete experience for such a guy is getting stoned, giggling and chasing a lepra in the forest at 3 am. Although he places particular importance on the cultivation of leisurely hobbies, Secu is not at all what would you call a dandy as he has no principles, values or ideals.
Dutzy: Yo, sup Secu?
Jebele: Nothin’ dude, just really tired.
Dutzy: Why?
Jebele: You know, got poped last night with the boys and ran after those fucking lepras.
Dutzy: Shit, Secu, I told you to calm down.
Jebele: Nothin’ dude, just really tired.
Dutzy: Why?
Jebele: You know, got poped last night with the boys and ran after those fucking lepras.
Dutzy: Shit, Secu, I told you to calm down.
by stv'ul November 12, 2008
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Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“
Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“
Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“
Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“
by ponchoboy December 22, 2018
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Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.
Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.
by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012
Get the Social Securitits mug.Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?
Oh, my disability.
Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
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by SkinnyWeinr March 5, 2019
Get the securly mug.A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.
To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
by Barry Shite January 27, 2014
Get the civilian national security force mug.A Security Daddy or Security Mommy provides physical security benefits to their boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife by contributing 0 – 100% of their basic needs. This typically being, but not limited to Housing, Transportation, Food, Clothing, and Healthcare.
The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.
Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.
The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.
Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.
Although Betty had her sights set on marrying a Sugar Daddy, she ended up marrying a Security Daddy (or Mommy), which made her feel physically secure.
by SecurityDaddy October 3, 2021
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