The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

1-10 Female attractiveness scale)

An eons old scale the function of which is to determine the attractiveness of a female. This is a Sacred scale passed down from bro to bro that has crossed classes, borders and even languages.

Guy 1: yo man, did you see that chick at 3 o'clock, she was at least a 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale).

Guy 2: Whats the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)?

Guy 1: the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale) is a sacred measuring scale that has been used between bros for hundreds of years. It first originated in the year 100,000 bc.

Guy 2; shit man, are you high?

by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

The Bitch N*gga Scale

This 1-10 scale is an accurate representation on whether an individual is a Bitch N*gga or a Real N*gga

Jaih Kelly is an 8 on the Bitch N*gga Scale.

by bootykilla66 March 1, 2022

Asian grading scale

A = average

B= beating

C= can't have dinner

D= don't come home

F= find a new family

WELL YOU GET THE POINT ASIAN GRADING SCALE

by Kenzers March 2, 2022

Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties

"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"

by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006

Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.

Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.

by Big Time April 4, 2005