Mr. Rodgers' Day Off

The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.

Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.

Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!

by Neighborhoodlum November 22, 2010

Jolly Roger

Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into the anus are crossed. For effective movement, the crossed arms are held just below the head, thus creating the "Jolly Roger" similar in resemblance to the infamous buccaneer flag.

Avast matey! Let's head to the crows nest and strike the Jolly Roger!

by Comic Event of the Century May 18, 2007

Range anxiety

The fear of driving to places in your electric car as you are convinced your battery will run out en route,

Dan never went downtown in his Nissan Leaf even though he had plenty of juice. He has severe range anxiety.

by EV Moose September 5, 2011

ring ranger

A person that gets pleasure out of raming the cock in another man ass

Rowan is a fuckin ring ranger

by Dark.Yoda March 24, 2003

rusty rodger

While having anal sex with a girl, the man pisses up the girls ass.

I was drunk the other night and I had to piss so bad I gave this girl the old Rusty Rodger

by Shiness February 2, 2017

dirty park ranger

man who runs aorund public parks showing young women certain parts of their anatomy specificly the penis.

charly avenells dad is a dirty park ranger

by oliver byant February 15, 2009

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009