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Read More

A button on the website Tumblr that hides a post under a link. Used to hide wary followers from TMI and personal complaints. Another use for the Read More button is for television/movie/book SPOILERS but no one seems to understand this concept.
Did you read the spoiler?
Yeah man I am so pissed they didn't use the read more!
by Tumblrite April 25, 2011
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Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.
by manatee dog April 18, 2011
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Reading

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.
Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.
by Jeff Conte August 11, 2008
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readered

when your friend, best friend or close mate starts going out with your ex-girlfriend
person1: yeah hes going out with my ex

person2: oh shit you've just been readered
by The Rabbi jones July 26, 2010
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a read

"I need a read on how much money we made tonight"
by inkless pen December 27, 2016
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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 14, 2008
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Haha u are gay
“If you are reading this you are gay
“Darn I’m gay now”
by Niggagaming123 September 18, 2020
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