Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

cryptum

A cryptum is when you spread a skanks asshole apart, than proceed to motorboat it.

James: "Hey Frederick, you were giving a great cryptum last night! My ass feels so much cleaner!"

by CryptumMaster July 24, 2013

CrypticJonas

The most awesome person in existence

yoooo is that CrypticJonas? He's so fucking amazing and handsome

by RandomPerson3969 April 9, 2021

craptacular

craptacular. adj. 1. an extremely sarcastic description of an undesireable object, state, or predicament.

Origin: combination of the words crap and spectacular to form a one-word cynical remark.

Life in Minneapolis in the 70's was crapacular.

by Orius September 3, 2002

craptomaniac

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

cript

super cool, or awsome

that car is so cript

by twinkietoes November 15, 2010

cryptofacist

something bad and oppresive in a general or vague sense

what listers younger self believes many things are

"i hate possesions i loathe materials its just so... cryptofacist"

by jamesuel July 11, 2007