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cryptum
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A cryptum is
when you
spread a skanks
asshole
apart, than proceed to
motorboat
it.
James: "Hey
Frederick
, you were giving a great cryptum
last night
! My ass feels so much
cleaner
!"
by
CryptumMaster
July 24, 2013
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