man cheese

Man cheese is another name for smegma that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis which is not washed regularly.

"John was just so disgusting in the morning. I couldn't describe it, he was just man cheese."

"He smells like man cheese"

by Beta Eta Nick December 29, 2007

cheesitis

cheese - itis
craving of cheese its when your drunk

"ur jsut a victim of eatin cheese its when ur drunk"

" i know doctor said i have cheesitis "

by sportinakrang February 16, 2008

cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why

Casey woke up cheesing for no reason

by Nip.z September 20, 2012

Microwave Mac and Cheesing

The act of microwaving a mac and cheese bowl to eat for dinner.

Oh man, Alec Evons was really Microwave Mac and Cheesing my asshole last night. Fuck you Tegan.

by mommymilkers42069 November 18, 2021

Cheese Plane

A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.

A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?

by morsemann April 27, 2008

Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

Cheese Delux

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.

Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!

by cheeseglorgasm May 13, 2010