blumpkin

When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.

Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother

by Burlybear Bananahammock September 29, 2008

Bloody Blumpkin

While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.

"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"

by Tyler Breckenridge October 27, 2005

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Pumpkin Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.

Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!

by eb99 July 11, 2009