Definitions by Hollowzero

tossed blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

tossed blumpkin by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Oompa Blumpkin 

A girl and or miget that dresses up as a Oompa-Loompa and gives you a blumpkin. Or a real Oompa-Loompa that gives you one.

Adam's Girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a Oompa-Loompa and gave him a Oompa Blumpkin.

Part of the Oompa Blumpkin song

What do you get when a Oompa guzzles down your cum
While something long and brown comes out of your bum

Oompa Blumpkin by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Bearded Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

Bearded Blumpkin by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Dirty Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping poop above ur lip)

John was horny and wanted poop on his face so he gave me a Dirty Blumpkin

Dirty Blumpkin by Hollowzero April 10, 2008