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noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy
Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.
by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006
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Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.
by C.2.P. June 24, 2010
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Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"
by Jojo92 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Cotton Headed Ninny Dickmug.

purple-headed yogo slinger

The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.
Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!
by Black Johnson September 3, 2005
mugGet the purple-headed yogo slingermug.

polar bear head

When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.
"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"
by bilingualpenguin February 22, 2014
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Snicker Bar Head

A Snicker Bar Head is a very tan girl with brown hair brown eyes. She loves to have fun and is easy to get along with if you get to know the real person. Its a sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. She is a very nice, loving, caring person.
Damn, that Snicker Bar Head is amazing!
by sambolicious November 30, 2011
mugGet the Snicker Bar Headmug.

polar bear head

When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.

Ben: No way, that sucks.
by Jonbon91888 February 22, 2014
mugGet the polar bear headmug.

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