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splorgle

man 1: "why are you acting so fucking splorgle dude?"
man 2: "i just learned how gay sex works."
by That little fucktard December 16, 2024
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SPLOTCHLIN

SPLOTCHLIN IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT MEANING VERY LITTE; A SMALL AMOUNT
ADD A SPLOTCHLIN OF VODKA IN MY DRINK, PLEASE.
by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025
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Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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Sport the Reign

When you and the homies pull up to the function and by doing so this increases your rizz and popularity among the members of the function.
Yo bros let’s cruise over to the party I have some people for you to meet!

Yalls gonna make it easy to sport the reign
by PakistansCooter June 24, 2025
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Sport

The misspelling of the word support that has evolved into a term to have sexual connotations similar to foreplay.
First was used when someone "Sports their wife"
"I would be a good candidate for the video shoot because I always sport my wife the best I can."

"Yo bro... I was hanging with Kelsey last night and we started to sport eachother. I thought for sure we would go all the way"

"I love when my girlfriend wants to sport in the car."
by E-wreckShuan July 24, 2025
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splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.
"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."
by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025
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splorfage

The act of jerking off to a photo of Australian rapper Skippy
Man, that splorfage i did last night was so crazy, it covered my phone
by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025
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