Rule 937 

If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.

Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”

Rule 937 by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Rule 621 

Rule 621 states that for every famous person there is at least one fursona based on them.

Rule 621 is named after the furry website e621.net and is a subrule of Rule 34.

Searching Carl Lancaster just beings up a bunch of rule 621 fanart

Rule 621 by The Eerie Red Light December 6, 2017

rule of 3 

n. The fact that a girl can be persuaded to do pretty much anything when asked three times repetitively. This technique can be enhanced by a singular or collective "C'mon" by the asker and/or those surrounding.

Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs...c'mon.
Dumb Girl: ...okay.
Nathan: Unbelievable.
Lee (to Nathan): Rule of 3 man.

rule of 3 by Lomonte95 August 9, 2006

rule 105 

Beer is the answer.

guy 1: im so bummed i lost everything.
guy 2: pop a bottle and be happy
guy 1: will it work?
guy 2: dont deny rule 105

rule 105 by crazyjay6666 December 29, 2011

Rule 0 

Don’t Fuck With Cats- Originated in a NetFlix documentary (Don’t F*** with Cats), it is described as an “unwritten rule” / Precautionary Warning to people who post in online media not to create content that demonstrates the abuse, neglect, or cruelty towards cats / kittens (and extending to pretty much all little furry creatures).

It basically implies that there are hordes of people who love / support animals, and these people will go to great lengths to identify & retaliate against the abuser for their cruel actions, up to and including using illicit means to identify the abuser, and in turn, assaulting or even killing the assaulter and their friends/ family.

Although anything goes on the internet, that dumb fuck didn’t follow Rule 0 when he posted himself killing a cat on YouTube. Animal activists tracked his IP, burned down his mothers house and then went to his work and beat his fucking ass to unconsciousness!

Rule 0 by Urbn.pllbx December 18, 2019

Rule 38 

Analogous to Rules 34 through 37, Rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. This is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.

"Half-Life 2: Episode Two had those really scary Hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."

Rule 38 by Flatterland October 15, 2008

rule 93 

Rule 93 is one of the many rules of the internet
It states that every suspicious link on the internet is Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”, until proven not Rick Astley.

Dude 1: “I am NOT going to click that link, because of Rule 93.”
Dude 2: “What’s Rule 93?”
Dude 1: “It’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”
Dude 2: “What The Fuck.”

rule 93 by dalodejune October 16, 2019