Analogous to Rules 34 through 37, Rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. This is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.
"Half-Life 2: Episode Two had those really scary Hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."
by Flatterland August 21, 2008