HelloImDavid's definitions

Rule 782

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.

Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Rule 937

If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.

Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

The You Can Think Pad

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

Number lore

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2

Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023