Definitions by HelloImDavid

Rule 10,742 

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

Rule 10,742 by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

Rule 1002 by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Rule 782 

If a vending machine cannot spew out a snack/drink, then you have to shake it.

Guy: *Pays for a snack in the vending machine*
Snack: *gets stuck*
Guy: “RULE 782! *shakes machine*”
Alarm: *goes off*
Snack: *falls*
Guy: “atleast I got it. Thank god I followed rule 782!”

Rule 782 by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

The You Can Think Pad 

That dang thing baldi stuffs in your face when you try getting your science notebook

Guy: MY NOTEBOOK!
Baldi: *Stuffs The You Can Think Pad in his face*
Guy: AAAAAAAA

The You Can Think Pad by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Number lore 

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2

Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*

Number lore by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Rule -1 

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

Rule -1 by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

Rule 937 

If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.

Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”

Rule 937 by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023