Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

Decoy Rubber Ducky by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007

F'd in the A with a big rubber D 

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised

Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D

F'd in the A with a big rubber D by moparornocar March 11, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

Stub rubber 

The act of removing the head of an electric shaver and caressing ones testicles with the stub for sexual pleasure.

Dale : Gavin why isnt there a head on your shaver

Gavin : well i was mucking about last night and i realised if i take the top off and rub my balls it feels good

Dale : cool so where is it ?

Gavin : beside the tissues

Dale : need to get myself one of them stub rubbers

Stub rubber by Gavin and Dale May 24, 2009

big rubber masturbating shoes 

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

big rubber masturbating shoes by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017

Your papa should have worn a rubber 

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

Your papa should have worn a rubber by Adrian June 1, 2004

burn rubber 

To take leave quickly or request another to leave a place or situation with haste.

Jason kept interrupting Puppet with off-the-wall remarks when Puppet turned to Jason and said "Burn rubber, punk!"

burn rubber by zzgone January 26, 2010