Magic Mouse 

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

Magic Mouse by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap 

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

House of Mouse 

The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.

Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?

No, just you. *bang*

"Hot diggity dog!"

House of Mouse by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021

Mr. Mouse 

A cute word for penis. Cause he is always trying to get in hole in something.

Girl 1" So how did last night go? "
Girl 2 " Mr. Mouse was in the house."

Mr. Mouse by Grigg&Kerry February 12, 2014

the mickey mouse 

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

the mickey mouse by Moi Cock March 8, 2017

Mickey Mouse 

When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.

"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse by Jersey Fresh November 4, 2008

micky mouse 

1.the guy that wanted to divorce minnie mouse for cheating on him.
2. a cool mouse.

1. judge-"im sorry but u cant divorce minnie mouse because shes crazy."
micky-"i didnt say she way crazy, i said she was fucking goofy."
2. micky mouse can be cool, most the time gay, but cool.

micky mouse by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006