House of Mouse

The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.

Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?

No, just you. *bang*

"Hot diggity dog!"

by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021

Mr. Mouse

A cute word for penis. Cause he is always trying to get in hole in something.

Girl 1" So how did last night go? "
Girl 2 " Mr. Mouse was in the house."

by Grigg&Kerry February 12, 2014

the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

by Moi Cock March 8, 2017

Mickey Mouse

When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.

"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse

by Jersey Fresh November 4, 2008

micky mouse

1.the guy that wanted to divorce minnie mouse for cheating on him.
2. a cool mouse.

1. judge-"im sorry but u cant divorce minnie mouse because shes crazy."
micky-"i didnt say she way crazy, i said she was fucking goofy."
2. micky mouse can be cool, most the time gay, but cool.

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

Mickie mouse

The act of pooping on somebodys head and giving them a hitler while they are asleep making them look like mickie mouse

OMG jared look at this mickie mouse i did to katie its so perfect

by The warm wilson expert November 25, 2009

Mickey Mouse

A cute Little 3'5" mouse who is Disney's official logo.

Aw, He's soooo cute!!! ^_^

by Dr. Luigi May 17, 2004