making mustard

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.

oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!

by mcdih April 20, 2025

Making a Splash

An alternative saying for when you are having a poo.

Person 1: "where's Peter"
Person 2: "he won't be long, he's just making a splash"

by Britney Sparkles February 1, 2026

Making a Splash

An alternative saying for when you are having a poo.

Person 1: "where's Peter"
Person 2: "he won't be long, he's just making a splash"

by Britney Sparkles February 1, 2026

making fat

To endure sex with a really fat person with the intentions of making them more fat.

Him: Let’s make fat :,)
Her: Wym?
Him: Oh you’ll see…
9 months later….
Her: WHY AM I PREGNANT??!
Him: Because we were making fat, BITCH

by weirdmidnightgirl16 March 16, 2026

Making the chicken cry

Making the chicken cry is the result of choking your chicken so much it cries from the pain of being beaten up so much. It's a family friendly way of saying "Ambatukam"

Making the chicken cry cum, piss, or both is the result of Choking the Chicken.

by ThomasBloxia May 11, 2025

Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?

Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Making coffee

When 2 women are scissoring and their beans are rubbing together

I walked in on Jordan and Kylie making coffee last night.

by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025