zipper hoagies

When a male exposes his dong through the zipper of his jeans to a cock hungry indivdual. ~~}

Zipper hoagies...Today jim will be providing the community with zipper hoagies, limit 5 per customer.

by Homer D Powe May 7, 2010

Zipfy

1: A sled with a plastic dildo on it / the plastic dildo attached to a sled.
2: A penis.

1: Jack: Dude, I added a rod to my sled so i can steer it better.
Jerk: This is amazing, man! We should sell this to kids! We will call it the Zipfy!
Jack: Well the rod I attached to it looks a little like a dick with balls...
Jerk: Who cares? No one'll notice. We can just pay kids 1,000 dollars a piece to prostitute themselves on our sled! We'll be f*cking rich!

2: Bob: I have the biggest zipfy in the world!
Billy: No, I do! I am the one with the biggest zipfy!

by Bill Mach March 10, 2012

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

zippigation

When one catches himself in his fly, usually after being to a urinal.

When in Public toilet:

A: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
B: "Whats the matter mate?"
A: "Bad case of zippigation"

by ComPlex October 11, 2004

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008

zipperjones

a guy that can't keep it in his pants

that guy's got zipperjones for evey chick in the school (horns)

by wordjones56 June 25, 2009

zippylube

Rapid painless injections into painful arthritic joints with steriods, and other therapeutic agents.

Granny your running today? Sure, I just got zippylubed.

by Zipnick Heals Quick August 5, 2011